Corny Jokes

"What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in Motion," Sarah Wheeler chuckles. "What's green and sits on the deck? Patty O'Furniture ;)," Donna Hahn says. "Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin...ba dum tsss" "Where do dads keep their 'Dad Jokes'?...... In their Dadda-base!" Mathew Fisher says. "Jake asked me what I was doing this weekend. I told him that Geoff and...

Two heads are always better than one... -Sarah Wheeler

"A chemistry student once asked me if I could please tell them the formula for sodium hypobromite, and I replied, "NaBrO". (As a side note: There is a negative one charge on that polyatomic ion)," Jason Stevenson, Chemistry teacher, said. "Why was the mushroom so popular? He was a real fungi!," Samantha Cassata, Living Environment teacher, said. "Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?...

"Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!" Monica Zimmers. "Why was the obtuse triangle upset...because it was never right," Justin Randall, Geometry teacher, joked. "Where do you go if your cold… the corner it’s always 90º."  

"Why did Van Gogh choose painting as his profession? Because he did not have an ear for music," Mrs. Giles, art teacher, said. "What happened when the two artists entered the art contest? It ended in a draw." "Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept yelling "Bach! Bach! Bach!" Ms. Natalie, the Band teacher, said. "What type of songs do planets sing? Nep-tunes. What do you get when...

"¿Que animal viene al final?… el Delfin," Mathew Fisher, RHS Spanish Teacher, said. "Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause, " Stephanie Baird "What do you say to comfort a grammar nerd? "There, their, they're." Katelyn Grande, the English Teacher, says. "I avoid cliches like the plague."

"You wanna hear a dirty joke? Jack jumped in the mud!" Erik Brillon says. "Is your butt ok? Because there's a big crack in it," Mathew Grande says.

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because they were outstanding in their field," Marrisa Foti says. "Why did the man throw his jelly in the road? Because he wanted to see a traffic jam," Donna Hahn says. "what's Mummies' favorite kind of music? Wrap :D." "Why did the scarecrow receive an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" Megan Rodier says. "What does a nut say when...