Teacher’s Random Jokes

“What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in Motion,” Sarah Wheeler chuckles.

“What’s green and sits on the deck? Patty O’Furniture ;),” Donna Hahn says. “Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin…ba dum tsss”

“Where do dads keep their ‘Dad Jokes’?…… In their Dadda-base!” Mathew Fisher says. “Jake asked me what I was doing this weekend. I told him that Geoff and I are going to get new glasses on Saturday morning. Jake said, “Cool! Then what?”…..I said, “Then we’ll see”. ”