Art and Music

“Why did Van Gogh choose painting as his profession? Because he did not have an ear for music,” Mrs. Giles, art teacher, said. “What happened when the two artists entered the art contest? It ended in a draw.”

“Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept yelling “Bach! Bach! Bach!” Ms. Natalie, the Band teacher, said. “What type of songs do planets sing? Nep-tunes. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician? A yam session.”