APRIL FOOLS: Mr. Phelan to Become Full Time Mascot

Mr. Phelan, superintendent of over 20 years, rotarian, and friend to the friendless has permanently changed our school community for the better. But he’s not ready to stop just yet.

Even though he is retiring his current position, Mr. Phelan will return next school year in the newly created, full time position: Mascot. His new, self appointed duties, all of which will be completed in full mascot attire, include: Make decisions regarding school cancellations and delays, oversee capital projects and other budgetary matters, work with the BOE in a productive, collaborative manner, supervise the staff and faculty of CLS, BMS, and RHS, and of course, appear at pep rallies and sports events.

We are thrilled to welcome Mr. Phelan back in his new, suspiciously powerful position.