Teenage Girl with Dark Circles

Trick or treat! I don’t get it – what are you supposed to be, hon? I’m fine.

The Prom to End All Proms

How about this for a theme: innocence is a construct!

Before the Police Showed Up

We just shot the breeze.

Since the Market Crashed

My car, I haven’t been able to pay it off.

When the 1% Milk Expired

We renewed the subscription.